Cassi Thompson

Production Assistant

Cassi is the most unlucky member of the team.  Why? Because she sits next to Kathryn for a start.  But that’s just the latest in a series of terrible mishaps that have befallen her.  For example, on her 21st birthday she fell down a flight of steps.  Before she’d had a drop (she claims…).  As a child, she was singled out of an audience of 500 people and attacked by Emu in the hands of the great Rod Hull.  Apparently it was because she wouldn’t stop crying.  It did the trick – after that it was just hysterical screaming, choking and vomiting.  Good move Emu.  He really knows how to work an audience.  It’s thought that this tragic episode is responsible for the bizarre character traits that make her such a strange, yet somehow likeable, member of the team.  Such as her penchant for Home Alone movies.  And an irrational fear of large yellow foam-based birds.